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Yuriko
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|  Subject: Post Ur Joke  Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:36 pm | |
| Para sa first timers:
#1 Relax.
#2 Ibukang mabuti.
#3 Mag-concentrate.
#4 Tiisin ang sakit.
#5 Sabihin kung nagdurugo.
#6 Magtiwala sa dentista.
hahaha =))
6ame!:)
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| | Subject: Re: Post Ur Joke Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:44 pm | |
| sizy cu :(
wat kind of a joke?
ahahah
hmmm..
wala ma isip !
wenx!
hmmm
isip muna!
woott! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Ur Joke Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:02 am | |
| What is the silent killer?
If you know the answer just quote me, ok? | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Ur Joke Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:44 am | |
| nahulog ang yosi sa kanal
BF:yaan mo dirty na yan
GF: cge sbi mo yan ee
isang araw. . .
friend:sis nahulog bf mo sa kanal tulungan mo
gf: yaan muna dirty na yan > tanga hahahaa | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Ur Joke Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:25 pm | |
| huwala maisip. sorry.  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Ur Joke Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:51 am | |
| Juan:pedro my sakit ba ang lola mo?..
Pedro:wala,bakit?
Juan:ubo ng ubo kanina sa simbahan,
pinag titinginan xa ng mga tao..
Pedro:Wala un,.nag papapansin lan un nka skinny jeans kc .. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Ur Joke Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:19 pm | |
| do yu know hu Mr. Bean's wife is? ..isip ca munah.. ... .. . si Abrila .. ..Abrila Bean.. you know Abrila? da one who sang "hey. hey! you. you! I don't like yerr girlpren.!" ABRiLA BEAN. haha.  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Ur Joke Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:33 pm | |
| - Spoiler:
wla eh,sensya, w8 nyu nolong
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| | Subject: Re: Post Ur Joke Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:04 pm | |
| dat pag wala maicep
wag nalang ipost
wahahahah | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Ur Joke Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:11 pm | |
| ^eh.gnun ba.
o cgeh..di na ko mag popost
e bat ikaw.. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Ur Joke Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:21 pm | |
| bulag 1: pare nakikita mo ba nakikita ko?
bulag 2: ano ka ba , syemper hindi.
bulag 1: haha, belat!
bulag 2: cge ikaw, anu nakikita mo?
bulag 1: ay,hehehe..ikaw..
madilim eh..haha
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| | Subject: Re: Post Ur Joke Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:16 pm | |
| anu ang sakit ng baboy?
edi PIGSA! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Ur Joke Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:41 pm | |
| wla p den acung m-icep ee. xD | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Ur Joke Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:28 pm | |
| aimisyu!!
- ngongo nakakita ng piso
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boy: pede ba umkyat ng ligaw?
girl: sori la kmi stairz
boy: may i hold ur hand?
girl: no tnx, d nman siya heavy
boy: sbihin mong mahal mo q
girl: mahal mo q
boy: i want to dance lyk dis forever
girl: don't u want 2 improve?
boy: i wud go 2 d end of d world 4 u
girl: rily? wag ka na ring bumalik
boy: i wud die 4 u
girl: how soon?
boy: kaw lng ng-iisang babae sa buhay ko
girl: wala ka bang nanay?
boy: wala ka bng bf?
girl: wala, ayaw ng asawa ko ih
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Teacher: hoy juan bkt puro red horse ang sagot mo sa exam??
Juan: kasi miss... ITO ANG TAMA!!
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| | Subject: Re: Post Ur Joke Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:19 pm | |
| isa sa mahirap gawin
ay tignan ang krass mo
lalo na kung
naka tingin na pala sia sayo
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| | Subject: Re: Post Ur Joke Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:39 pm | |
| err close ko muna to.
getting spammy.
Locked and trashed. | |
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